You know when you take your pampered, well maintained car to the dealer to get some small thing inside the cabin repaired or replaced and they end up breaking something else and getting dirt, grease, etc. on your headliner, seats, and so forth and also forget to reinstall a few screws, replace others with ones that either don't match or completely don't belong in those locations for those purposes and on the drive home you keep looking around and repeating to yourself "son of a bitch, or mother-f-er"? Well, now just apply it to a transmission replacement.

Go to church and light a candle to St. BMW. It can only help.