I heard that Brett Farve made an announcement that his friend was going the retire the x5 and get a Land Rover. Then he recanted and said that indeed he will not retire the x5 but keep it instead. Then after just 1 year of driving the x5 Brett again made the announcement that the x5 was going to be retired, and then yet again he came back and said that he will drive it one more year...

Oh the drama.