"Today, I'm very proud of myself because I've accomplished something that nobody else has been able to accomplish," Trump told the gaggle of reporters at an airport hangar in Portsmouth. "I am really honored, frankly, to have played such a big role in hopefully getting rid of this issue." (at which point Trump jumps back and kisses himself.)

Next, Trump promised to examine the birth certificate personally. "We have to look at it. We have to see is it real? Is it proper? But I hope it checks out," he said. Now, Trump is saying that President Obama wasn't qualified to attend Columbia or Harvard. Getthefuggouttahere, Trump!

Trump is laughing all the way to the bank at your simple asses. What better way to promote yourself and your products than to push already debunked political conspiracy for free on all major cable news networks. Not to mention your own segment of Fox and Friends. The ratings for Celebrity Apprentice are through the roof.