Thanks everyone for the replies! I'm going to take it to an Indy shop and get their opinion, I talked to the "steelership" today and I asked what the minimum just to get it to drive, they said it would just be the mass air flow sensor which would be about $700. If I decide to let them just fix that I'll take it to the Indy shop right after...as for my friend...well he's being pretty cool and is going to help pay for some of the repairs, I probably won't get the washer fluid leak fixed,
What about the oil, coolant, and power steering leaks, which is "needed" the most to get fixed?....and for the front right cv boot problem, forgot what was exactly wrong with it.
With regards to the warranty I'm getting my full refund! Thank god!