That's awesome....my additions

21. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as:
Sex,
Sport,
Cars or
Politics (can't say how many times my wife has just told me to shut up when I start discussing the government. It has got to the point where she doesn't allow me to watch the news or read a paper in front of her).

22. You have enough clothes and purses.
(no shit, why is it that in our house with 4 bedrooms and just me and my wife 3 of the closets, including the master walk-in, have her clothes in them?)

23. You have too many shoes
(as I look around the house my wife has at least 5 pairs of shoes sitting out. Apparently there are different shoes per her mood during the day and none of them find their way back to the closet.)

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