Breyton - those are pretty funny but If I ruled the world these would be my requirements:

1. Men would learn how to multi task - for instance - on your way out to garage to grab another beer during a commercial you would take the trash

2. Men would learn how to shop for themselves without looking like clowns - we don't like to do your shopping!!

3. Womens clothing would be sized like men's so we wouldn't have to spend so much time trying things on - all brands would be sized to the same guidelines - Have you ever tried to find a 34in inseam in the womens dept? Its freaking impossible.

4. Sports would have a 1 month gap between on ending and the next sport starting so the men would have time to catch up on there chores.

I am sure I can go on and on but I have to go grab my husband a beer and take the trash out - football is on