I remember this article!

My favourite parts are the 8 foot tall alien lizard people living at the centre of the earth in the molten lava, and secretly running a single world government; CHAOS and CONTROL on Get Smart being real; and germ theory being wrong.

My biggest disappointment is that the Columbian chapter of the Illuminati is only responsible for the district of Columbia, CBS, Columbia University, and one of the space shuttles. I was sort of hoping they had also created British Columbia, where I live, as a sort of joint venture with their UK counterparts. It would have all fit together then.

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2007 X3 3.0si, 6 MT, Premium, White

Retired:
2008 535i, 6 MT, M Sport, Premium, Space Grey
2003 X5 3.0 Steptronic, Premium, Titanium Silver
2002 325xi 5 MT, Steel Grey
2004 Z4 3.0 Premium, Sport, SMG, Maldives Blue