Originally Posted by jaaX3

Pedro was trying to get into the U.S. legally through immigration.

The officer said "Pedro, you have passed all the tests, but there is one more test. Unless you pass it you can not enter the U.S.

Pedro said, "I am ready."

The officer said "Make up a sentence using Yellow, Pink and
Green."

Pedro thought for a minute and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."

The officer said "Go Ahead."

Pedro said "The telephone goes green, green, green and I pink it up and say, "Yellow, this is Pedro."

Pedro now lives in a neighborhood near you.

(sorry if this offends anyone, I didn't write it)