So, it was reported on Fox News this morning...
Per FBI stats...more people killed with hammers and clubs than rifles each year.
Oh no...I've got at least 4 or 5 of those "Lethal Assault Weapons".
I've got a small wooden handle hammer for light work..but it's precise.
I've somehow managed to acquire a couple of rubber mallets...easy to swing...but don't do much damage...if you know what I mean
There's also one of the newer style hammers with the composite material and heavier head. Nice waffle texture built into the head...to really help prevent a glancing blow. It's pretty heavy and is great for a bigger job!
Next, I've got the small sledge hammer...10 lb...I think it's referred to as a "pony"...it's the short handled variety. Good for when you can't rear back and really whack it. But, it's quite effective from a short distance.
Then there's the mother of all hammers...The 20lb bash. Just get to swing'n and watch 'em drop.
Look out boys and girls...I'd say with stats like this...we're gonna have to register our hammers and clubs. Who knows, we might even see some kind of legislation to begin banning them?!
After they're done with hammers...I'm sure the attention will be turned to Spoons and Forks...those are making people fat! I mean, look how many fat kids there are today...Do what's right...ban spoons and forks from all fat people !
DON'T TREAD ON ME!