Chill guys.

1. Arpanet link developed.
2. First email sent
3. 1.4 minutes later, porn hit the net.
4. 2.3 minutes after that, arguments about "oil" started.

All remain to this day, and ain't none of 'em going away.

Now if you'll excuse me, it's like 20 degrees out and I gotta go outside and take half the car apart just to change a front turn signal bulb. What a design...