I am confused and about to go crazy.

Front loaders, top loaders with agitators and without, capacity, water & energy efficiency, noise, vibration.......too many brands to pick from......$300 to $1300 range...what the......

How about washers and dryers with LED lights, built in WiFi, ...lol.

This is insane.

Did reading online, forums, consumer reports...in vain.

Need help!