Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her
> ball
> headed directly towards a foursome of men playing the next hole. The
ball
> hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his
> groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
>
> The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.
>
> "Please allow me to help. I am a physical therapist and I know I could
> relieve your pain if
> you'd allow me", she told him.
>
> "Oh no, I'll be alright. I'll be fine in a few minutes", the man
moaned.
>
> He was in obvious agony, lying in a fetal position, still clasping his
> hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally
> allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to
his
> side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered
> tender
> and artful massage for several long moments then asked, "How does
that
> feel?"
>
> He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell!"

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