My car is like a girlfriend, having another touch and caress her controls are a no-no.

Glad to hear your X5 is fixed. Once my aunt parked her X5 at a garage in NYC and left with a ding on the rear door. Garage refused to pay since nobody inspected it before. Now, if and when I park at a garage, I instruct the attendant to do a walk around and mark any damages on the parking ticket. Then upon retrieval, I'll do a walk around.