There are always those "Is your father a..." lines.

Guy: Is your father a thief?
Girl: No. Why?
Guy: Then who stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes?

Guy: Is your father a baker?
Girl: No.
Guy: Well you have a great set of buns.

Here's another one..."Girl, you're like an overdue library book...you've got FINE written all over you."

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