usually the other bimmers (or MBs, porsches and whatnot) are clustering together... i park a few spots away, sometimes "stepping" on the white lines (reiterating the BMW jerk image) and as i leave for the store, i make a mental note of how many available spots there are... sure enough, i come back, and some jerk is trying to make their point to "teach" me how to park by squeezing into the available room in the next spot... lol...

this is life... the mother of six has her brain blanked out and the father is probably so tired of her nagging that he didn't not know what he was doing... (probably needed a diaper change, and wanted to park as far as possible... still not an excuse to park next to you...)

reminded me an old old joke - one dude is sitting on the railroad track... another dude walks up to him - hey man, move over, make room for me!!!