"Baby, are those the new space pants? Cause yo ass is out of this world!"

"I'm an orgasm donor, let me know if you need one!"

I met a European girl one time at a party, she says "Hi, I'm Ania (pronounced on-ya)" and I said, "Cool, my name's Jay, but I'm gonna change it to Inya before the night is over".

JV

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JV

What gets us into trouble is not what we don't know...it's what we know for sure that just ain't so