Since firing up my new 'puter here in FLA, I now get
hundreds of spam emails per day; (yeah, Norton puts them in spam folder, but something has
changed that allows for this multitude of spam vs. what I got back on the Mtn in NC.

I suspect my ISP provider, back in my Mtn town, has holes in his system that allow for "looks" and grabs of email addresses, but whatduIknow?!)
NEway, most is garbage, but I thought this one, pasted below, was pretty amusing, if only for the feeble attempt at English. I guess BabelFish didn't work so well for the spammer,

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"Everybody knows the great sexual scandal known as "Klinton-Levinsky".
After the relations like this Klintons popularity raised a lot!
It is a natural phenomenon, because Bill as a real man in order not to
shame himself when he was with Monica regularly used Voagra.
What happened you see. His political figure became more bright and more attractive.
It is very important for a man to be respected as a man!
See our Voagra shop to enter upon the new phase of your life."
http://ferrurne.com/