I had originally bought the freon can thinking it was low. It came with the hose that only attaches to what I assume is the lowside port. The port shows that it is in the "red" or 60-80psi.
The fan clutch does not engage at all. I was messing with NCS expert today trying to get the fucking thing to code the windows rolling up with the key (STILL NOT WORKING, I dunno what I'm doing wrong btw) and I decided to run another check with BMW Scanner 1.4. This is what I got: