poems ...

[China Man]

A WOMAN'S POEM
> > >
> > > Before I lay me down to sleep,
> > > I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
> > > One who's handsome, smart and strong.
> > > One who loves to listen long,
> > > One who thinks before he speaks,
> > > One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
> > > I pray he's gainfully employed,
> > > When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
> > > Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
> > > Massages my back and begs to do more.
> > > Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
> > > Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
> > > I pray that this man will love me to no end,
> > > And always be my very best friend.
> > >
> > >
A MAN'S POEM
> > > I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
> > > who owns a Bar on a golf course, and loves to send me
> > > fishing and hunting. This
> > > doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

[Ishniknork]

Hmmm... Sums it up quite nicely