Emission Inspection Fail: Evap & Air Not Ready

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So I take my X to get the emissions inspection done (NYC) and I have failed. When I ask the dude why he says that my Evap & Air monitors are not ready. I ask what the trouble codes are and he says 'None'. Told me to just drive it for almost 150 miles and come back. I drive the Sav for 4 days straight, almost 100+ miles a day, come back and still not ready. I have no SES light or any other light on cluster. Now he is telling me that this is caused by the cold weather and that I would need to leave the vehicle overnight, to sleep indoors because I have outdoor parking.

Has anyone ever dealt with this bullshit? And what's with the 'No trouble codes' but systems not ready?

Any help is appreciated.