Trifecta on dash not on codes...?

[EODguy]

So, today while driving through an area of Riyadh where foreigners fear to tread my dash lit up with the trifecta. I stopped and even though the X ran fine I started downloading my codes and sweet baby jesus I had 0, not even my 02 heater on bank 1 like usual. I cleared the codes anyway hoping that all would be right in the world all while sitting there feeling like I was in a fishbowl. Well guess what? No change.. X still ran great but cluster stayed in you are screwed mode. Battery is fine and the only thing was the air temp hit 126f and I had a code 2 days ago about thermostat having a possible error (future) because temp showed 97f while just having been started 5min earlier, but hell 97f is a cool nighttime temperature, so I blew it off and just kept an eye on it and it cleared on its own.

I am hopeful that someone has had the trifecta, yet thrown no codes and has an answer for me since over here taking the X to the stealer gets you an additional skin tax on foreigners and my regular mechanic is at a different base working on AWACS till the 12th.

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