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Old 03-13-2022, 01:00 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHB4gMZFsFs

Everything this guy has done to his car is absolute AIDS! It's fucking disgusting! He is an absolute moron and his car is a pile of shit!

He seems so proud of it. Fuck me.
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WTH? He should fix the rust bubble on the rear hatch. Being a Lakers fan explains it all!
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Old 03-13-2022, 05:57 PM
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Everything this guy has done to his car is absolute AIDS! It's fucking disgusting! He is an absolute moron and his car is a pile of shit!

He seems so proud of it. Fuck me.
While it's not in the best possible taste, this is FAR from the worst X5 I've ever seen... nothing looks worse than an E53 with ghetto wheels....

But each to their own...



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Old 03-13-2022, 06:14 PM
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Everything this guy has done to his car is absolute AIDS! It's fucking disgusting! He is an absolute moron and his car is a pile of shit!

He seems so proud of it. Fuck me.
Unfortunately taste is not something we all are born with.
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Old 03-13-2022, 06:34 PM
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taste, or the lack of, affecting safety as well
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...nothing looks worse than an E53 with ghetto wheels.... ;puke....
Actually, most anything looks worse with ghetto wheels.

And then there are idiots using four temporary spares; they're tempting fate, in my opinion. I never trusted them at all, but replaced them with a full-sized spare on any vehicle I had (except on my wife's cars...she was instructed to just call me or AAA, if she had a flat).
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What a hack job.
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While it's not in the best possible taste, this is FAR from the worst X5 I've ever seen... nothing looks worse than an E53 with ghetto wheels....

But each to their own...



Dude I would drive either of those with the windows down and a big smile if I didn't have to have my fucking tweeters glued vertically to the armrest!!!


Does anyone else have and more pictures of awful X5's?
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Everything this guy has done to his car is absolute AIDS! It's fucking disgusting! He is an absolute moron and his car is a pile of shit!

He seems so proud of it. Fuck me.

I couldn't get past more than 4 minutes... the tweeters on the back door handles were just vomit, then he's got a wardrobe sub in the back

Horrific
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I was astonished at the placement of those tweeters!
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I was astonished at the placement of those tweeters!
Like my 9 and 15 year old kids wouldn't shear those off in seconds

I highly doubt that guy got much of a sniff in the baby department
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