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Old 06-23-2005, 02:04 PM
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somebody must've watched Bull Durham on tv again recently.
You keep up those chick questions and we'll keep laughing at you. What's a headliner? Is there some sort of compound used for rubbing out scratches? If you're a dude you should be ashamed of yourself.
stop crying. trust me, my headliner and paint scratch thread for sure beat out your "Did NE1 see Dr. Kewl's Aunt featured on Southpark, last night?" thread, your "The sex scene from Team America" thread, and my personal favorite: "Darth Vader can read your mind". wow. you're such a wookie. i mean, rookie.

you better go reserve your "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" costume, Charlie. the premiere's in weeks.

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Old 06-23-2005, 02:08 PM
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As Kelso would say: "BURN!"



Alright, alright, the raunchy referee says simmer down now! The Charlie & the Chocolate Factory Line was kinda funny, Rico, ya gotta admit.

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Old 06-23-2005, 02:32 PM
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Yea.. screw all the nasty comments..keep everything friendly here..we don't need anymore pricks from the outside world talking trash.
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Old 06-23-2005, 02:36 PM
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Yea.. screw all the nasty comments..keep everything friendly here..we don't need anymore pricks from the outside world talking trash.
agreed. that said, i'm just protectin' myself; i didn't initiate anything.

and "darth vader"? man, he left himself WIDE open on that one. he gave me that one.
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not crying. i'm laughing at the f@g from san fran who's never been to an auto parts store. i'll bet you can tell us all about this year's butt plugs, though.
my posts rule and i've huge in europe. if i'm a rookie, you're a fetus. i've been modding x5's since you were still sticking your pacifier in your ass.
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stop crying. trust me, my headliner and paint scratch thread for sure beat out your "Did NE1 see Dr. Kewl's Aunt featured on Southpark, last night?" thread, your "The sex scene from Team America" thread, and my personal favorite: "Darth Vader can read your mind". wow. you're such a wookie. i mean, rookie.

you better go reserve your "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" costume, Charlie. the premiere's in weeks.

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Old 06-23-2005, 02:50 PM
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not crying. i'm laughing at the f@g from san fran who's never been to an auto parts store. i'll bet you can tell us all about this year's butt plugs, though.
my posts rule and i've huge in europe. if i'm a rookie, you're a fetus. i've been modding x5's since you were still sticking your pacifier in your ass.
hey buddy, if you're going to get steamed, i'm out. don't start something and then get super heated if you can't hang. trust me, if i really wanted some butt plugs, i'd borrow your boyfriend's. heard he's got the 2005 chrome ones.

and frankly, i don't care if you're big in europe. you're still an idiot.

if you want to mod something, try starting with your attitude. that'll be a nice long project.

moderators, please lock this thread. it's done. sorry it had to come this....

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Old 06-23-2005, 03:04 PM
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hey buddy, if you're going to get steamed, i'm out. don't start something and then get super heated if you can't hang. trust me, if i really wanted some butt plugs, i'd borrow your boyfriend's. heard he's got the 2005 chrome ones.

and frankly, i don't care if you're big in europe. you're still an idiot.

if you want to mod something, try starting with your attitude. that'll be a nice long project.

moderators, please lock this thread. it's done. sorry it had to come this....

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nice. see, now that was funny. let's keep it on this fun level, could ya?
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alright alright alright!


you guys are too funny!


be good now or i'll have to whip out the old colorectal buttplug on all you all!
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Yea.. screw all the nasty comments..keep everything friendly here..we don't need anymore pricks from the outside world talking trash.
your such a nice guy 4.6is 345hp
i want to be a peace keeper like u

hahaha jk bud
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