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Old 08-03-2009, 11:12 PM
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Old 08-04-2009, 12:22 AM
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I just want to know how he is going to get the bottle of paint open.
ROTFLMAO!!!!With how much shit this guys talks to just about everyone he comes across, I'd be Googling this information LONG before I asked for a beating. Hey Mr Nurse, how about you grab your balls from your wifes purse and get familiar w/ being a man again before you start going crazy w/ such sophisticated tools as a lug wrench...one step at a time sweet cheeks.Jesus christ, this thread is such a failure lol.
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Old 08-04-2009, 12:44 AM
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ROTFLMAO!!!!With how much shit this guys talks to just about everyone he comes across, I'd be Googling this information LONG before I asked for a beating. Hey Mr Nurse, how about you grab your balls from your wifes purse and get familiar w/ being a man again before you start going crazy w/ such sophisticated tools as a lug wrench...one step at a time sweet cheeks.Jesus christ, this thread is such a failure lol.
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Old 08-04-2009, 09:10 AM
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^^NICE! LOL!!
hahahahahaha... lol

anyways the right hand rule is nice, but shouldn't that be like second nature to anyone?? Thats my opinion.
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was about to start painting my calipers. to my surprise all my lug nuts are super tight. is it clockwise or counter to loosen? i havin a brain fart. I'll try the WD40 too. Thanks
No fart, it is actually a good question. Those who made fun of this may not know that many cars over the years have had different rotations on different sides, and clearly they haven't had the thrill of experiencing this for themselves.

I have heard people have made this mistake when some moron has torqued down the lugs with the earthmover impact tool

So, good for asking. I wouldn't put it past the Germans to think that reverse-side lugs was a good idea...
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Old 08-04-2009, 12:50 PM
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if all else fails.. just drill that sumabitch.. and don't forget to paint the rotors too while you're at it...
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Old 08-04-2009, 07:55 PM
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No fart, it is actually a good question. Those who made fun of this may not know that many cars over the years have had different rotations on different sides, and clearly they haven't had the thrill of experiencing this for themselves.

I have heard people have made this mistake when some moron has torqued down the lugs with the earthmover impact tool

So, good for asking. I wouldn't put it past the Germans to think that reverse-side lugs was a good idea...

You sir should not be touching a car either.

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I just want to know how he is going to get the bottle of paint open.
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:17 PM
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I just want to know how he is going to get the bottle of paint open.
He's not, 'cause he left it in the spare bedroom and can't remember whether the door handle goes to the left or right ............................ "].................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ...........................................
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