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Old 10-09-2012, 06:55 PM
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A couple of weeks ago I had this asshole riding my ass around dusk. Anyway I ended up taking some rather large bugs out on the windshield so I decided to use the washer fluid while it was squirting i looked behind me and saw a mist cloud coming from the back. Man this thing has powerful jets! The car behind me ended up using their own wipers from the attack. So now i have a way to keep tailgaters off! Aft torpedoes!
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Old 10-09-2012, 07:32 PM
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If you really want to have fun, turn them sideways and spray the bikers who think its ok to run red lights.
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Old 10-09-2012, 08:02 PM
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Lmao!! Us boys and our toys!!
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Old 10-09-2012, 08:14 PM
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If you really want to have fun, turn them sideways and spray the bikers who think its ok to run red lights.
LOL!! Excuse me, I need to go and adjust my washers now!
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Old 10-09-2012, 09:27 PM
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If you really want to have fun, turn them sideways and spray the bikers who think its ok to run red lights.

HAHAHAH BEST IDEA EVER!!!


Im gonna go do that also
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you order factory option S907A - it takes care of a lot hostile actions!!!
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