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Old 11-06-2012, 09:21 PM
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Smile Who take away my iphone

This morning, after a delicious breakfast, I ready to drive my X5 to work as usual. When I put the key into the car and turn it. The engine start voice make me pleasure. But the check engine light in the dashboard remains on. Something is wrong with my car. I get out of the car and check it around but can’t find any problems. I should use the diagnostic tool so that I can figure out the fault exactly. I have wifi obd2 device which is compatible with Apple device. I just need to take my iphone to diagnose my car. I put my hand into the pocket. Where is my iphone ? It is not in my pocket or bag. Oh, I must leave in the bedroom. I often forget the things.

So I get back home and look for my iphone, it isn’t in my bedroom yet. My wife also has no idea where is it. That’s weird, it is gone. I am almost late if I can’t leave for company. When I am worried, my little son comes for me, He says:”dad, how can I beat this monster?’’ My cute boy, he took my iphone to play games. “Could I show you when I come back home, dad need it now.” The n I use my iphone work with wifi obd2 car diagnostic tool to read the code and find some fault codes. After erasing the fault codes, I start the car again, the check engine light comes on for a few seconds and then goes off. Luckily I reach company in time.

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Old 11-06-2012, 09:55 PM
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Aww shiet... Thing same to me happened. While your wife at my house she forgot iphone. I then tried to find but can't see it. I saw the monsters walking down street with iPhone in hand and playing with my car. Then I plugged wife of yours into the shaft and checked diagnostic all good. I company made it to her safe. :wink:
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Old 11-06-2012, 10:10 PM
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Take your Apple on a picnic. Throw it in the river. Then see if it reads codes.
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Old 11-06-2012, 10:49 PM
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Yeahy ..... Another "go to picnic thread"!!! Lets go fellows.......
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Old 11-06-2012, 10:50 PM
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this night after delicious X5 i ready drive iphone to monster but when drive, i come to picnic and i see my girlfriend and my wife find compatible with monster obdii. i angry float iphone on the river but i need my key to diagnose my son. and then we all happy on picnic
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Old 11-06-2012, 11:02 PM
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So funny. Once I hammer iPhone into butt the power comes ever so nicely. Don't forget to upgrade sweet nuggets as intended by Germans for maximum horsepower. Shaft is clear and ready for take off.
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Old 11-07-2012, 12:25 AM
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Picnic take phone, make wife cry. I show up with Unagi Powa and make wife happy.

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