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Old 02-23-2015, 07:19 PM
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what is this and why do I have it?



it goes into the cup holder area. why? doesn't do much. makes a great party jello template gag for the ladies but other than that.... wut???

does it hold coins? does it hold keys? cell phone? cigarettes (Germans afterall)?
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Old 02-23-2015, 07:21 PM
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It's a pen holder.
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Old 02-23-2015, 07:31 PM
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It's a pen holder.
O. WOW....
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Yeah it's a weird one.....mine is.....actually I don't know where it is, I threw it somewhere in the shed and have never once in 6 months thought 'where is my rubber d1ck shaped console insert'
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it goes into the cup holder area. why? doesn't do much. makes a great party jello template gag for the ladies but other than that.... wut???



does it hold coins? does it hold keys? cell phone? cigarettes (Germans afterall)?

It's a manhood rest.....


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scissor holder?
or pliers?

ive often thought wtf it is
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Beats sitting with my balls in the cupholders.
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It's a pen holder.
You forgot the is

It's a penis holder. Although I don't know why BMW engineers would design it for a X since most Xs are driven by women. Must be a dildo holder.

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Item #11 & #16 are options for additional storage around the center console area...both made of softer material to reduce noise from small items stored that may roll/slide around (coins etc):


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Do they make something for the door pockets to prevent stuff from rolling around when you put things in the door pockets?
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