Funf Dreisig AG releases 'must have' X5 accessory!

[FunfDreisig]

So you spent $50-60,000 on a 2009 X5 only to discover that the economy is so bad that BMW decided save a little money and not to install the cargo bay prop. Don't fret. BMW knows that most X5 owners will never notice. After all, when they call BMW Assist, the tow truck guy probably has a greasy 2x4 rolling around in his tool kit to prop it open anyway.

But now you -- the discerning BMW X5 owner -- can show off your cargo bay tool kit without the lid slamming down on your hands -- again. Be the first on your block to own the latest X5 cargo bay accessory from those fine old world craftsmen at Funf Dreisig AG - the Cargo Bay Prop for Dummies (patent pending).

Funf Dreisig AG spent thousands of seconds engineering and testing the Cargo Bay Prop for Dummies. Funf himself has tested the CBPD, which proves that dummies can use this prop with only minimal training - one week course available for the seriously stupid.

You will be amazed at the precision fit and natural wood grain finish of the standard model. But you don't need to stop there. Funf Dreisig AG also offers a Premium Cargo Bay Prop for Dummies with a polished polyurethane finish that will be the envy of all who see it.*

CALL NOW for our introductory offer - 1-800- GET REAL

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* Note: warranty is void if you drive around with your rear hatch open to show off your Cargo Bay Prop for Dummies.

[satzinger]

Funny dude!

[Penguin]

Is there a higher-performance carbon fiber version?

[FunfDreisig]

Originally Posted by Penguin

Is there a higher-performance carbon fiber version?

Funf Dreisig AG has engineers and elves working on new products every day. But we are not at liberty to disclose any details or prices for the 2010 models. Except to say that at least one of the 2010 models will be super light weight, blacker than sin, look really cool* and cost wads of money.

We here at Funf Dreisig AG are sure the 6B model will be a big hit with the Badest Black, Blacker, Blackest BMW Brigade.

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* it will be so cool that when you show it to your significant other, they will roll their eyes in amazement.

[chilliwilli]

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[KYZRSOSE]

is there an extended warranty option?....you know, for "added peace of mind."

[FunfDreisig]

Originally Posted by KYZRSOSE

is there an extended warranty option?....you know, for "added peace of mind."

Of course there an Extended Warranty and an Extended Maintenance package too. We here at Funf Dreisig AG haven't owned BMWs for the last 3 decades without learning the best business model to milk cash out of customers. Opps, did I type that out loud?

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[Craig]

Did you get the shaft with lube, or dry? LOL! I wasn't even offered a spare...


Craig

[rh71]

does it come sanded or do we get to choose from your selection of multi-grit sandpaper as well?

[FunfDreisig]

Originally Posted by rh71

does it come sanded or do we get to choose from your selection of multi-grit sandpaper as well?

Funf Dreisig AG offers an entry level model for the serious DIY enthusiast*. The DIY model Cargo Bay Prop for Dummies is precision cut and shaped to the same exact tolerances of our premium models. It comes with an assortment of multi-grit sand papers to remove any splinters, etc. before you use the specially formulated oils to hand rub your Cargo Bay Prop for Dummies to a climatic errr, dramatic finish!

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* AKA those not yet well healed enough to pay wads of money for things they could easy do themselves.