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Old 12-12-2009, 11:10 PM
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Exclusive 35d Efficient Dynamics Technology revealed...
In case you missed it. When I removed my engine cover today I discovered a hidden Efficient Dynamics feature exclusive to the 35d. This novel technolgy recovers excess engine heat in a way that not only benefits the environment in general, but specific members of the wildlife community in particular -- the lowly field mouse.

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p.s. Did any of you see this feature being installed during your PDC delivery factory tours?
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Old 12-12-2009, 11:16 PM
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Was there a wire wheel under there too?
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Was there a wire wheel under there too?
No! BMW engineers are so un-imaginative that they rarely see simple links like this.

But rumor has it that Funf Dreisig AG is developing a method to capture the excess energy of over-heated field mice to power an electrical charging device (AKA fancy wire wheel) to keep E70 batteries topped up even when the engine is not running. This break-through device would be a win-win for 35d owners and field mice around the world. The mice would have warm cozy homes and the 35d owners would be assured that they would never be stranded with a dead battery.

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I would toss some cheese under there and see if your 0 - 60 times improve.
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New breed of service advisers! You should contact bmwusa before removing the nest. It Could invalidate your warranty
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Not only did you void your warrantee, you're also gonna have PETA after you. Plus that was a rare endangered field mouse so you just through off the whole ecological system. I'd be surprised if the Feds don't come after you! And wait till Mickey finds out. But seriously, what kind of diesel did the mouse like?
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....But seriously, what kind of diesel did the mouse like?
#2.... But I'm not sure it was drinking the stuff

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New breed of service advisers! ....
What? I thought all BMW Service Advisers were that breed -- just bigger

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It turns out that not only has BMW squandered the opportunity to brag about their hidden Efficient Dynamics engine heat recovery technology. They have also failed to capitalize on the fact that it is self-regenerating

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p.s. our foxes are obviously not hungry enough.
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So that's what the check engine light means!!
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