one more

a man with no arms and no legs nailed to the wall.


Art

Pedro was trying to get into the U.S. legally through immigration.

The officer said "Pedro, you have passed all the tests, but there is one more test. Unless you pass it you can not enter the U.S.

Pedro said, "I am ready."

The officer said "Make up a sentence using Yellow, Pink and
Green."

Pedro thought for a minute and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."

The officer said "Go Ahead."

Pedro said "The telephone goes green, green, green and I pink it up and say, "Yellow, this is Pedro."

Pedro now lives in a neighborhood near you.

(sorry if this offends anyone, I didn't write it)

:rofl: Very funny stuff Jaax3!

A horse went to a bar

The bartender ask the horse ' Why the long face ? '

What do you call two guys in a window?

Kurt and Rod.

A guy with no arms or legs waterskiing....






Skip

And if you have a really bad stereotype of an oriental accent?





IRENE.