To all of my boys... (NWS)
 

Happy Valentine's Day
To all of my X5world Boys!

I thought I'd help you out this Valentine's Day,
so I wrote some poems for you guys to give
to your CEOs, fiances, girlfriends, etc!


Roses are straight,
Violets are twisted,
Bend over love,
You're about to get fisted.


Roses are crap,
Violets are wanky,
Oooh I've just cum,
Pass me a hanky.


Roses are stupid,
Violets are silly,
Grease up your flaps,
Cuz here comes my willy.


Roses are awful,
Violets are the pits,
Lift up your shirt,
And show us your tits.


Roses are crap,
Violets are shit,
Sit on my face,
And wiggle a bit.


Roses make me laugh,
Violets make me titter,
You're a dirty bitch,
And you love it up the shitter.


Roses are red,
Violets are finer,
Chickens are fowl,
Just like your vagina.


Roses are red,
It's elementary,
Let's ring up a friend,
And try double-entry.


Roses are shit,
Violets are crap,
Show me your clit,
And I'll cum in your lap.


I hope your women enjoy!!
Happy Valentine's Day!

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Thanks, Michelle! I really feel the love!

JV

:confused:

Oh dirty dirty

Loved it. Happy V day

Happy Valentines Day, Michelle :hug:

Thanks Michelle. Happy VD to you too. :p

Happy Valentine's Day, Michelle and all the ladies of X5World.

:D You'er my kinda girl Michelle !!!

Sheeeh..my feable brain couldn't take it.

Also you forgot to mention NWS in the title.

Happy Valentines Day :)

How romantic! Dont think my wife would enjoy them too much, so Ill pass them on to the girlfriend.. :rofl:

yep dont think they would go down too well with my wife as well :rofl: :rofl:


made me laugh tho nice one:)

Thanks for showing us your romantic side, Michelle. :)

I take it back, Phong. Let's have that "Miss X5 World" contest. :D

Happy Valentine's day to everyone.

Juan

Thanks Michelle, you're such a good sport :hug:

Thanks, Michelle! Happy Valentine day!

Thanks Michelle, just what I needed this morning.
Happy V day ladies and Gents!

Ah, Thanks...I think, Mich.

How ya gonna keep them down on the farm?! :rofl:
Fondly,
Ol'UncMotor

WOW. :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

happy valentines day, mich :D

Thank yoy Michelle. Happy VD!:hug:

Happy VD to you too...

Go down with your wife indeed! If that wasn't intentional, pretend it was!:rofl:

happy vday michelle...........

Nice one Michelle. I always knew you were a hopeless romantic

Michelle,
You are the man!:bow: I'm not even going to try here. Happy Valentine's Day boys and girls. :thumbup:

Happy VD? :confused:

Tell that to the guy gettin' the "swab job"...:rofl:

Wonder if DrDrex&J are scratching their heads a bit over that new bar, lol!

nice touch
cheers

:lmao: Good stuff!!! Happy Valentine's Day!!! :hug:

Thanks Michelle, Happy VD to you

We love you M

(no comment!)!

Nice!

Happy valentine's day (belated)! there's just something wrong about saying happy VD day to anyone!