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The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three in a lists, two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took
one of the men to a large metal door
and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your
instructions, no matter what the circumstances.
Inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair,
Kill Her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious.
I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room.
All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came
out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't
kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes.
Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given
the same instructions, to kill her husband She took the gun and went into the room.
Shots were heard, one shot after another.
They heard screaming, crashing, banging on
the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.
She wiped the sweat from her brow and said,
"You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks.
I had to beat him to death with the chair."

wait a minute...that looks very familier..

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Originally Posted by Roc3b

wait a minute...that looks very familier..

because it has been posted before. Still funny.

LOL... Good one, Laura. Very funny. :rofl: :rofl:

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Originally Posted by LeMansX5

because it has been posted before. Still funny.

Sorry guys :dunno:

Still a funny read, even though I didn't have to read it. I just read the last line again :rofl:

No biggie...I have done the dup postings before myself...shoot one of mine even got Snoped...the man eating aligator...it is all good L.

this is what you should post if you see a dup posting...

;)

not meant to attack you...cmyx5go :D

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Originally Posted by paomien

this is what you should post if you see a dup posting...

;)

not meant to attack you...cmyx5go :D

Ah, cut me some slack will ya. No newbie breaks? :( I was actually going to post one about 3 Italian nuns but I figure I don't need any help getting to hell! :scared: OK, OK no more jokes and no more political threads.

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Originally Posted by cmyX5go

i'm only teasing :D
all in good fun, right? :rofl: