don't squeeze my charmin!
 

Toilet Paper Dispute Overflows Into Fight

By Associated Press

document.write(getElapsed("20060309T025951Z"));Wed Mar 8, 8:59 PMUPDATED 13 HOURS 53 MINUTES AGO
CHARLESTON, S.C. - An argument over toilet paper overflowed into a fight, sending one motel maid to the hospital and another to jail.
The maids at the Siesta Motor Lodge in North Charleston armed themselves with a plunger and mop after accusing each other of taking toilet paper from each other's cleaning carts, North Charleston police said.
Deloris Smith, 47, is charged with assault and battery of a high and aggravated nature. A magistrate set her bail Friday at $5,000.
The argument began about 9:40 a.m. Thursday in the motel's laundry room. The 52-year-old maid wounded in the scuffle said Smith grabbed a mop and hit her on the arms. She was taken to a hospital with minor injuries, police said.
Smith said she was defending herself from her co-worker's plunger.

Some people are just re-effin'-tarded... :rofl: