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Blondes!
My favourite blonde gag.

A plane is on its way to Montreal when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will have to sit in the back. The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal and I'm staying right here!"

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde sitting in First Class who belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries
to explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to leave and return to her seat. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal and I'm staying right here!"

The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason. The pilot says "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde!"

He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says "Oh, I'm sorry". . . gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy section.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss. "I told her First Class isn't going to Montreal."
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Good one :rofl::rofl::rofl:

haha .. thats one i neve heard you guys should post some more blonde jokes in this thread... :rofl:

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Lol

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;) Good one!

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Blondes and their moments - always classic. Even in real life.

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Great joke!;)

I am going to forward that to my wife, she will get a kick out of it. Nice one!!

I like the one where some guy is out working in his front yard and sees his blonde neighbor go out to the mail box. She opens it up, looks in, closes it and then goes back inside. Well this happens 3 more times in the next 20 minutes and now she's starting to look angry. So the guy asks, "What's wrong?" She replies, "Stupid computer keeps telling me I've got mail."

On a flight to Montreal, A blonde lady left her seat in economy and sat down in a vacant seat in 1st class. The flight attendant asked her to return to her seat back in economy. She replied. "I'm blonde, beautiful, and going to Montreal." When the captain was called to reason with her, again she replied, "I'm blonde, beautiful, and going to Montreal." Overhearing the flight attendants discussing their problem in trying to convince this lady to return to her seat, a gentleman came forward and said. "I can help. I speak blonde."
Letting him try, they were flabbergasted to see the blonde leave 1st class and return to her seat after the gentleman whispered in her ear. When asked what did he say to get her to move, he replied, "I told her 1st class was not going to Montreal."