A Wednesday Funny
 

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido.

"What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor?

"Not a chance," she said, "He won't even take an aspirin."

"Not a problem," replied the doctor, "Give him an "Irish Viagra". Drop the Viagra into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."

It wasn't a week later she called the doctor, who inquired as to progress.

The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid. Just terrible, doctor!"

"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"

"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?"

"Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed! 'Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"

lol......that was good.....here's another humorous advanced age story...

A couple in their 80s go to a sex therapist and ask him if he could critique their love making. The therapist says okay and the couple go at it for half an hour, which is pretty good for a couple of 80-somethings.

After the couple finishes, they ask the therapist, "How did we do?"

"You did great!" the therapist replies.

"Thanks. How much for your time?" they ask and the sex therapist says, "$50." The 80 year old couple promptly pays and leaves.

This goes on for weeks, so finally the therapists asks the couple, "I've been seeing you two for several weeks now and your love making is fine. Why don't you just have sex at home?" To which the man responds,

"Well, she's married, so we can't go to her house. I'm married, so we can't go to my place. The Holiday Inn down the street charges $130 a day. We pay you $50 and I get $47 back from Medicare."

lmao like the second one

Ahhh... That put a smile on my face! :rofl: (It's been a day :tsk: )

here's another one...

What is the difference between girls aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78?
At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!
At 78 - If you can get out of bed, that's another story!!!