Slap your co-worker day
 

Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty; you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day..
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!

Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day!

Feeling a little violent are we?? Never fear the result as you will hear is the fact that you will indeed be SLAPPED with a lawsuit my dear.:rofl: :rolleyes:

No sense of humor today?

Of course. That's why I included a verse (poetic sarcasm).;)

Does Hallmark have a card for this? :rofl:

oh nice holiday, hahah i wold love it to be real:damn:

When is national "kick your co-worker in the teeth" day?

Any day you feel the urge:tsk: ..........:thumbup::thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Would you like a copy of "Office Space"?

OMG, Laura, you're hilarious! :rofl: Wasn't Ike honored with a Gold Hand when this Day was established! :bustingup This could definitely get lively real quick!
I'm thankful every day for the decision to work for myself. Co-workers are usually wonderful, but something about the actual necessity of being in the same cube or suite can make things turn pretty ugly!
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