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ekaz 05-04-2006 11:51 AM
Streetfight
 
Who'd win?
Chuck Norris vs. God :rofl:

Wagner 05-04-2006 11:54 AM
That begs the question, which came first Chuck Norris or God?

X5Jay 05-04-2006 11:57 AM
Bored today?

statdoc 05-04-2006 12:58 PM
  1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
  2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
  3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
  5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
  6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
  7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
  8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
  9. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
  10. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

iop9000 05-04-2006 01:07 PM
The boogeyman checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris

dr.jay 05-04-2006 01:28 PM
Chuck Norris' piss can clog a toilet

VF1-X5 05-04-2006 11:45 PM
Chuck Noriss' Tears cure cancer. Too bad he DOESN"T cry


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