Look out Laura...
 

...Jessica is comin' after ya!

http://celebrity.aol.com/people/atao...057077,00.html

mmmmmmmm jessica simpson :drool:

:confused: She doesn't scare me.:;)

I think she looks pretty good with the strawberry blonde.

:iagree:


YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

Yeah,yeah, but like Nick learned, sooner or later (I admit wa-a-a-y later) you have to talk sometime.

What is it they say? Every time you see a gorgeous woman (or man, really), remember that somebody somewhere is tired of putting up with them?

"No matter how good she looks, there some guy somewhere out there that is tired of her shit."

(or something like that.) A guy friend of mine has that as his away message on instant messenger every so often...I'll find it when I get home.

Yeah, I was trying to clean it up a bit. You know, for the kids on this board.
:rofl: :rofl:

I'm gonna get some heat for this but just remember i didn't compose it but there is a whole lot of truth to it.

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Before you ask, no I didn't follow
that advice. I got it all. Pretty, smart, wise
and all the rest rolled into one.

From what I read Jessica didn't know how to do
much of anything useful. Occupation singer?:rofl:
What a joke.

So Barry, of those reading this , how many do you think actually know that it's a song? I'm going to have it in my head all day now. It's just not the same without the backup singers. Catchy tune though. Two points for you. :thumbup: