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GUTS or BALLS?

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition for each is listed below....

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass
and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

Deja vu?

EDIT: Here it is: http://www.xoutpost.com/162924-post1.html

Just got it on email and didn't even notice that it was a part of the other post. DUUUHHH! How do you cancel a post?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lambeau

Just got it on email and didn't even notice that it was a part of the other post. DUUUHHH! How do you cancel a post?

Don't bother, it's still funny either way.