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A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing
with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and
said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went
to heaven?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and
watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the
comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started
adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she
started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little
boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood
Grandma's minister.

The minister said, "Hello, son is your Grandma home?" The little boy
replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."

The minister fainted.

the least funny i've read out of mosts of your posts i've gone through.

Nonetheless, efforts appreciated anyway. Keep it up :thumbup:

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Originally Posted by jaba

the least funny i've read out of mosts of your posts i've gone through.

Nonetheless, efforts appreciated anyway. Keep it up :thumbup:

I'll agree, not near the top of the funny list, hence the title "eh..it's Friday". It's at least good for a half smile, chuckle. However, as unfunny as it is, there are no returns on the time invested in reading it.:rofl:

Have a good weekend everyone!:thumbup:

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaba

the least funny i've read out of mosts of your posts i've gone through.

Nonetheless, efforts appreciated anyway. Keep it up :thumbup:

Tough crowd. ;)

Kids say the darndest things. :rofl:

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Originally Posted by vinuneuro

ha :rofl:

Location: yes! chicago? When did we let you back in?;):)

Eric, its Friday, you better leave on a high note. :D

there is no hemi in the story????!?!?! NEXT!!!:rofl:

Funny enough :thumbup: Just a tough crowd in here.