How many rabbits here?
 

A little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.
The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come. Run with me through the forest! You''ll feel so much better!"

The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke.

So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come. Run with us through the pretty forest, you''ll see, you''ll feel so good!"

The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and coke, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.

"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come. Run with us through the beautiful forest and you''ll feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and mauls the rabbit.

The giraffe and elephant watch in horror and look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help you."

The lion answers, "That little bastard! He makes me run around the forest like a f**king idiot every time he's on ecstasy!"

ROFL!! The worst part is, It took me a few minutes to recover after reading this line...I was actually "picturing" the scene...Maybe I was on something of my own! :eek:

That's a great one!!!

No way eh! I won't throw away 22 years in the Air Force by pissing a positive test. I've never had a desire to do any drugs ever. I've NEVER tried pot and have never even had a cigarette in my mouth. Beer & women are enough problems!!!

Funny you should mention that..I knew an 18 year CE troop that got popped for ecstasy...What a jacka$$...Mid life crisis must have been kicking his a$$...lol..

Now that is funny :rofl: :thumbup: Rack it!

LOL - good one Mick!

Worthy of a sticky! :)