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SuaveX5 08-01-2006 10:37 PM

Chinese Sick Day
 
CHINESE SICK DAY

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I
really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her I want sex. That
makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel
great. I be at work soon......... You got nice house." !

LeMansX5 08-01-2006 10:39 PM

:rofl: :rofl: :bustingup

JV 08-01-2006 10:43 PM

NICE!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

alpac 08-01-2006 10:51 PM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :bustingup :bustingup

AutoXer 08-01-2006 11:53 PM

My boss's wife is pretty good looking too, what a great idea :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

China Man 08-02-2006 12:03 AM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Ishniknork 08-02-2006 12:20 AM

EXCELLENT! That one really cought me off guard :rofl: .

SANguru 08-02-2006 12:27 AM

see I told ya.. Chinese people are smart! :rofl: :rofl:

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuaveX5
CHINESE SICK DAY

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I
really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her I want sex. That
makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel
great. I be at work soon......... You got nice house." !


China Man 08-02-2006 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SANguru
see I told ya.. Chinese people are smart! :rofl: :rofl:

:iagree:

:D

motordavid 08-02-2006 09:52 AM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


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