Make us laugh, win a prize!
 

Open to all members of X5/X3 world!
The member that makes up the funniest story and using the most smilies, which can be found in this thread: http://www.xoutpost.com/lounge/18773-stealthy.html, will win a brand newhttp://xoutpost.com/gallery/files/7/7/4/banner.jpgthis is not the actual banner. Picture is from ebay listing 330015158611. The actual banner is similar.
Rules:
Nothing mean, abusive, or otherwise attacking another member(s)
Must be some type of story, not just a bunch of smilies.
Stories will be accepted through midnight on Sunday, August 13,2006
On Monday, I will create a poll and the voting will begin. Multiple poll threads will be created if necessary to accomodate all "writers".
Most important rule, have fun and if you think this is a bunch of :bsflag: , well it is, and is just for fun, so :nanana: .
The winner will be notified by PM or e-mail for address.

Juz sittin at my puter hopein Laura or Michelle gonna PM me

W.......................T......................... ...F :damn:

Current events in the Middle East:


:takecover :damn: :mad: :eek: :saad: :takecover
:takecover:( :thumbdown :scared: :nervous: :swear::takecover
Israeli Civilians
:takecover :damn: :mad: :eek: :saad: :takecover
:takecover:( :thumbdown :scared: :nervous: :swear::takecover
:explode:
Hamas suicide bomber



(Israel)

:gun: :gun: :gun: :gun:
:gun: :gun: :gun: :gun:
Superior Israeli Military (courtesy of US taxpayers)
:gun: :gun: :gun: :gun:
:gun: :gun: :gun: :gun:





----------War Zone----------
:flame: :throw: :sw:
:fencing: :hammer: :smackass:
:spank: :chair: :gunner:
:flame: :throw: :sw:
:fencing: :hammer: :smackass:
:chair: :gunner: :fencing:
----------War Zone----------




:ninja: :rant: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :angryfire :ninja:
:ninja: :ninja: :angryfire :ninja: :ninja: :rant: :ninja: :ninja:
:kungfu::ninja: Hezbollah :ninja: :kungfu:
:ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :cussing: :ninja: :ninja:
:ninja: :ninja::cussing: :ninja: :ninja: :swear: :ninja: :ninja:


(Lebanon)



:damn: :tsk: :confused: :wow: :eek: ;puke; :wtf: :thud:
:rolleyes: :dunno: :( :yikes: :bawling: :bawling: :sorry: :sick: :nervous: :saad:
Lebanese Civilians
:damn: :tsk: :confused: :wtf: :eek: ;puke;:wow: :thud:
:rolleyes: :dunno: :( :yikes: :bawling: :bawling: :sorry: :sick: :nervous: :saad:




:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:
:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:
:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:
:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

:rant:<---Sheik Hassan Nasrallah




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And in Europe:


:blah: :blah: :blah: :blah:
United Nations
:stfu: :stfu:



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And back in the United States:


:kissass:
Israeli Prime Minister Olmert (left)
President George W Bush (right)




:blah: :dh: :blah:
American Media
"tragedy TV"
:blah: :dh: :blah:





:smokin: !ouch::yawn: :whocares: :popcorn:
American Public
:whocares:!ouch: :smokin::popcorn: :yawn:




:hitanykey: <----X5 World member after reading too many political threads on this subject

What a great idea. :cool: My stomach hurts already just thinking about the laughs. I predict Uncle Motor will win by a landslide. How's that for pressure MD? I'm sorry...;)

BARRY ! :yikes: :scared:
:wtf: Very out of character for you. :rofl: Did we corrupt you :thumbup:

:iagree: I think someone's hijacked his computer...LOL..

Thank you Barry. I have no more reason to subscribe to Freaky Friday. (I am sure Blondi is with me too.)
YOU COMPLETE ME. ;)

Eric,
Very creative and well done, reagardless of one's
opinion of your slant.


L, I ain't no SmilieKing...:rofl:

Eric:

Good job.

Anyone ever tell you you have too much time on your hands? :)

Jeff

I meant for the writing. Accella will probably be neck and neck with you. Both you guys come up with some pretty witty stuff.