Airport Horror
 

London 11th August:
A public school teacher was arrested today at Gatwick Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Home Secretary John Reid said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.

He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the Met Police with carrying weapons of maths instruction.

Fiona - you're on a roll today, huh? :)

:rolleyes: Bored, Fi?

Actually, ya' gotta laugh at "Al-gebra"...:rofl:

.....and "weapons of maths instruction"

hahahaha - :rofl: :bustingup

LOL..Im waiting for someone to correct Fiona on her spelling of "math"...No such animal here..The actual noun is, "maths"...Still cant get used to it...

yip bit bored at work today.:rolleyes: soz.:thud:

Hahahaha... that's a good one :)

Brilliant. An original?