Happy Tuesday
 

Got this email this morning..Now that the long weekend is over, let's all get 5 days of work done in 4. :confused:


My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who
seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be
landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could
just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me
over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo,
so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
Princess and I take orders from no one."
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a
beat, "Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I
outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."

:bustingup

Very nice, Laura... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: :thumbup: That was excellent Laura!!! :rofl: :thumbup:

Good one Laura :thumbup:

hahaha :rofl:

:lmao: Nice one! :rofl:

I can TOTALLY see Ryan (BlondeBoi) spouting off something like that!!!

:D

:whistle:
Confetti everywhere....I was SO waiting for someone to say that! It's all good Ryan, but if the shoe fits. :rofl:

LOL. What airline L. Gotta be Southwest, right???