Implants. Duh!

Wow, you guys are a little slow on noticing the squirrel!

They actually have testicular implants for dogs that get their nuts cut off. They're called "nueticles". Like the dog is gonna give a shit if other dogs notice his nuts are gone. Actually, that sounds like something you would do to your taco dog Ryan!

OK Lam, so if you went into a pet store and saw the perfect dog..big, mean, not a little wuss dog.. and he had nueticles, you wouldn't take him home, right. He must be hiding something. :rofl:

I see a practical joke here...an out of town Chihuahua owner, a neutered Chihuahua, a willing veterinarian, a set of bulldog-sized neuticles...


Edit:

P.S. There is no such thing as fake boobs.

No, I would take him home. He's not the one with the issues, it's his previous owner! :nanana:

No, use the Great Dane nueticles!!!

OK, "artificially enhanced boobs"!

:iagree: I was listening to radio talk show, the other day while driving and all the girls calling-in said that they do not mind when gay guys touch there boobs but are offended when a straight guy touches. :confused:

THAT'S MESSED UP! The gay guys wouldn't even appreciate them!!! Look at it this way...would you mind a lesbian or a straight girl tuching you? I wouldn't! (as long as she didn't have "artificially enhanced boobs") :rofl:

Wow...some of our threads just wander!

Anyway...

Jonk...there is a collalary that goes something like this:

"Anyone that needs to talk up the size of thier unit...more than likely tans with a bottle cap"

I will let that one sink in....

this is a classic example of a thread that could have been avoided if people would use google before they post here.