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No sex since 1955!

NO SEX SINCE 1955

A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event, hosted by a
local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young,
idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said, "Just serious by nature."

"The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It
looks like you have seen a lot of action." The Sergeant Major's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You
know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally
the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955."

She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit
taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Afterwards, and panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest
and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact
voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."

LOL.... That's great! :rofl: :rofl:

Lol I read that joke in this months Maxim

:rofl: :thumbup: very good

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Originally Posted by dr.jay

Lol I read that joke in this months Maxim

Oh no, say it ain't so. Lam subscribes to Maxim! Wait till the Boi finds out. :rofl:

Oh god hes just getting gayer and gayer by the day, pretty soon he'll be Chestie Larue! LOL Lam is a great guy, just too easy sometimes *grin*

You all suck, I didn't get it from Maxim, it was sent to me in an email this morning. :nanana:

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Great! Another keyboard mess to clean up!! :lmao:

Lam, I thought for a min you were doing
another confessionial post...I quickly
recalled there was no way you were even
a gleam, in '55.

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Originally Posted by motordavid

Lam, I thought for a min you were doing
another confessionial post...I quickly
recalled there was no way you were even
a gleam, in '55.

Unfortunately, a guy would have to be 47 years old + the years to be old enough to do it to have that work for him if he used 1959! A guy would realistically have to be about 60 years old! I should be able to use "2010" in about 20 years though!!!