T.O. attempts suicide.
 

That's because when he played for the eagles he was on a team that never won a championship!!! He was STILL depressed!!!:nanana:

Yah, see you Monday night. Hope FAVVVVVVVVVVVVRE has a nice back brace on :)

Damn, I wouldn't wish death on anyone. But TO's been trouble for a long time now. Hope he grows up soon. But his market value just went down tremendously.

On the news this morning they said he was hospitalized for an allergic reaction to pain pills :confused:

NEXT!

Number of championships....
 

You need to put an asterik next to most of your numbers as many of these 'championships' were garnered pre-NFL.

One will usually have an allergic reaction to an overdose. Early media spin....

Spin Job
 

"Allergic reaction to pain pills...."

Some may buy this.

I live in Los Angeles. I see the E-biz spin-job on this from two miles away.

He does have a fast-acting publicist...I'll say that much for him.

What a tragedy. So much talent; so much entropy.

Chris

Spin
 

A. (Sadly) funny.
B. Very true.