Halloween, "It's good to be the King "
 

I think I'll wear my Burger King costume again this year. It was a massive hit last year. Some people freaked out and would walk away, and others were mysteriously attracted, go figure :D. I think maybe I'll take it to WestFestIV and walk around the grounds of La Quinta as well :rofl: .


http://xoutpost.com/gallery/files/3/2/GregGirls3b.JPG

I was looking for this pic:

http://www.geocities.com/ardabros/com/historyow.jpg

Being you started a Halloween thread, I guess it's not too early for me to post this.

Top ten reasons...why Halloween is better than sex.

10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, you can wait ten minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. It's okay when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone
else, because you ARE someone else.
5. 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning.

And the number one reason.......
1. You can do the whole neighborhood!!

SG,
Yeah, you looked great in that outfit & mask! And, what a
Babe Magnet!

Maybe it was your singing the tune, "Hold my pickle, hold my
lettuce, special orders don't upset us..."

How about this one:
http://xoutpost.com/gallery/files/3/2/GregGirls2b.JPG

I won't disappoint this year. My goal will be to have my picture taken with every HOT chick I see ;) Then I'll put together a web page of my conquests :D

Noice.

I thought you were going to wear your "Hooters" uniform for Halloween.:rofl:

Anyone have any fun couple suggestions?

They need to be kiddo friendly, and unique

:D

my friend and his gf are going as popeye and his gf