What the Wife did........
 

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway, I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry but I know with your kind hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweet heart.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
Jo


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OMG thats horrible!

And I thought I had a bad day. :confused:

Not bad its a 2 car, one moped garage with room to spare requiring a little renovation and an increase in insurance premiums!:wow:

No, not a moped...

Quote:

Originally Posted by ifly Not bad its a 2 car, one moped garage with room to spare requiring a little renovation and an increase in insurance premiums!:wow:

Is this a joke, or did this seriously happen ???

No big deal - that'll buff right out...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Only in Arkansas!!!! :rofl: :lmao: :lmao:

And it figures she'd be coming home from Wal Mart and her name be Jo... Probably Bobbi Jo or Betty Jo. Well, that will teach us guys living here we shouldn't be buying the euro cars and we should stick to the American trucks that are built Ford tough.


Mental note: never ever ever let Nicole drive a truck anywhere near the garage when my car is parked inside.

No, you didn't really say that, did you?

:popcorn:

though he has the girl of everyone's dreams I think I'll have to put the green monster aside and agree with him :nanana:

MMMMHMM if my Bf said that I'd be pullin the no sex card so fast his heads would spin! :P

Well, my coach always used to tell me, if your gonna screw up, SCREW UP BIG.

B

I would be like:gun: :flame: :chair: :fired:

enjoy the divorce.

It did happen. The pic has been floating around for more than a year on internet.

:withstupi Seen the pic before but that story is priceless! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :thumbup:

Josh, don't get your wife upset at you :)

this is one old post.... the guy in his pick up lost control & ran into someone else's garage.

I sure did say that :D And I know exactly how she'll be when there's a black on brown 335i sitting next to the M3.... then she REALLY won't be able to drive a truck near the garage ;)

lets not talk about the bad driver...

mr can't get insurance in OK, because your driving record is shit...

two words for you...

first begins with an F, second begins with a Y...

:mad:

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

just finished reading page 1......... PLEASE tell me this is a joke of some kind ...... some how ...........

my god, so this really did happen to someon?!?!?!? but geez... what seemingly IMPOSSIBLE odds ... that hte one garage he crashes into happens to have a 360 in it ................

WOW.

<right-click... save picture as...> :D

That's OK, Rock Star Boi. Greg would simply get himself something on the side. :D

(And, can you be ANY more woman-like, by the way?) :rofl:

awww... that was sweet *kiss*


in further looking at the image... I think a tornado or something did that... I don't see it possible for that to happen with an accidental hard press of the gas pedal!

Let's not try and find out :)

Don't ever hurt me... then I won't have to try to find out ;)

That would be just as much of a punishment to me though :D

If you are talking about the pic... no doubt... although per my previous post... I don't think that was the real story....

If you are talking about Ken yet... there hasn't been a marriage yet... but if he keeps talking like this... there never will be! :rofl:

:sw: :rofl:

hmmm....

This is getting more interesting by the minute...! :popcorn:

:iagree: pass the popcorn, please, Juan ..... :D

you always have a back up plan in case that should fail... and NY is a real fun place to be ;)

:flame:

what? just saying the girl has options :rolleyes:

:rofl: :thumbup:

I think the song for this right now would be, Smack My B***h Up.

such vulgarity, Nicole if I were you I'd :slap: this character right here :nanana:

Haha oh blah. Blame Prodigy.
(Oh and it is by no means supporting domestic violence.)

prodigy shmodigy always looking for a scape goat :nanana:

Good qualifier:rofl:

Reminds my of when my bf at the time dented my side panel and it had to get replaced. And yet I was the one that got yelled at by him! Now that would have been a time for a Prodigy song if there ever was one. :rofl: Good riddance to that one!

LOL Been there done that and it cost 5k or something like that, ever been so mad you couldn't speak? Ya I HAVE! LOL! "You what, you f*in did what!!!!!!!!"

ROFL that reminded me of years ago when my mom slammed her then Plymouth Grand Voyager (eww) into a parked car at Costco and exclaimed "That Bitch Parked too far out!" I'm like OMG mom

I did that the other week as well. Some old crap honda illegally parked behind me and boxed me in. So I put it in reverse and gave him quite a bit more than a love tap. Then I promptly put my head out the window and yelled at the car to "take that you crap honda!"
Oh good times....good times....

LOL Cute, Thats my future husband :P

You see this Ken...

someone else is more than willing to have me.... so you better be nice :nanana:

You calling me a Bi*ch? Bi*ch!!! ;)

A little spanking can be fun though :D

Who is calling who a B**** here? I am so confused.

"Hey lemme borrow that top, b****. Thats right I called you a b****, youre not even using it!"

Well... you called me a bitch first... and since I am rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you! :nanana:

God, I pulled that one out of the past! :rofl:

Its all good... only bitches can call me a bitch :D

True story... I wanted to get my tag to say that, but they wouldn't let me... said no to MLF 4VR, too... :(

John don't make me slap THAT sass out of you!

Don't worry babe people ALWAYS call me a bitch, I'm like "Omg THANK YOU I work SO hard to be a bitch, its very good to get the recognition I deserve!" :thumbup:

BACK OFF RYAN!!

I will be the one doing the smackin!!

:D

*snaps fingers* Oh hell no you ain't slappin my future husband before I get to spank him!!!!!! (John)

I'll let you smack mine, if you let me smack yours... :D

:popcorn: :popcorn:


PS. I wasnt calling you one, just the woman who drove over the Ferrari. This is why women shouldnt drive....hahahaaha kidding kidding! :rofl:

OK deal!

And shouldnt the husbands get a say in who smacks us?

No hunny you do NOT get a say

No no no, dear sweet boy...

Tis the woman that makes the important decisions! :D

Or the Bitch in the relationship (me) :)

So when is this pretty woman making her decision to come to NYC for a visit (Ken you can tag along as well I'm sure we can find you something to do here) :nanana:

She don't want what your servin boi :)

and you aint servin at all so why are you still in this?:mad: :confused: :rolleyes: :slap:

Cause I'm Hot and Hot people always get to serve, its our right :)

Nicole for the love of Ken please tell this boi to :shutup:

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :drinking: :drinking: :drinking: :thud:

First, you wouldn't move to VA, so I doubt you'll be moving to NY :p

Second, I'll be real nice... and give you a nice spankin followed by a nice red behind. :nanana: :spank: :smackass:

Third, just because I have a problem with my right foot and cars jumping in front of me, doesn't mean I'm a bad driver :D

And D, damn liquid crack is good... gingerbread latte FTMFW

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Ill join ya. Is there a wine smiley? lol :popcorn:

Um no....Pumpkin Spice is better. ;)

It's better than wine... my goodness my guinness :)

BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!!!! :flame: :gun: :loco: :scared: :clueless: :chair: :gunner: :hammer:

gbl > psl

:drunk:

Love it!

I'm voting for Pumpkin Spice!

:popcorn: :drinking: :drunk: :drunk: :drunk:

OH lord thats me sunday night, booze houndin'

:drinking:

You are all NUTS if you think a Pumpkin Spice is better than Gingerbread!!! Need to have your heads checked or something...

and Now, Now boys... there is enough of Lil Bit to go around :D ;)

Excuse me :confused:

First... NYC is like a million times better than VA... duh!!!

Second... I belive its my turn to be giving out the spankings... :D

Third... always pushing off responsibility onto others... when will you ever take ownership of your own actions!?>!?!?! Ya three year old!

What?!?!?

You already tired of sharing?

;)

That means I still like Ginger Spice, the only one with any talent anyway!

Did I just :hijack:

She is super tasty...

I agree! :thumbup:

Ginger Spice is hot yes. Though I think Mel, Sporty Spice, actually does have talent...with Emma, Baby, close behind. But yeah Geri is hotter.

And yeah I think this thread was hijacked maybe 5 pages back?

You're Always Tastey :) ;)

Well well I am a bit late...I see Guiness stepped on his Dic*....c'mon Nikki GIVE HIM HELL!!!

Just one more day till I see him... and then ITS ON!!

:D

WAIT A MINUTE WHATS ON? and am I invited? :thumbup: ;) ;pervert;

we are discussing you right? :confused: cuz if so I give it :thumbup: :thumbup:

Hmmm, I wonder...
 

quote=lilbit]Just one more day till I see him... and then ITS ON!!

:D[/quote]

Guinesss I wonder if you feel the pressure of a bunch of internet friends waiting for you to fumble at the goal line?:rofl:

"C'mon Nikki I wasjust kidding, you know you can drive the M anytime you want as long as I am in the car"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:popcorn: :drunk:

I don't choke under pressure or fumble on goal lines :)

I can think of a couple of times ;)

I can't, therefore, it hasn't happened :confused:

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:rolleyes:

Ken you better keep this girl very happy as Roc said there are plenty here to take her off your hands should you slip up so keep the A game :) (btw hope you aren't taking this to heart I'd hate to get my @$$ kicked should we ever meet at a meet LOL)

:popcorn: This is gettin' good!

Yes... you better...

or else I'ma be sayin...

NEXT!!!

:D

wow....HELL HATH NO FURY...
 

Like Nicole's scorn!!!!...that is going to leave a mark....

Tina!!!!! Come get some HAM!

I dunno...
 

:thumbup: Maybe...I'll bake you a cake or something....like Pedro!

Mmmm... I like cake :thumbup:

How about some crepes? My specialty choose any filling yumm ;pervert;

I'm not too worried... I keep her satisfied. And the only mark that's gonna be left is the one I leave on her butt after spankin her tomorrow.

And you can try woo'in her all you want with your cake and crepes... come talk when you've got her beggin to make your lasagna, chicken parm, salmon, or bul go gi

On a side note....
 

I too can now play GGGGEeetar!:nanana:

I can play bass, guitar, and drums.... :)

i can make the lasagna, the chicken parm the salmon and then some but i cant play the geeeeetar i can only play on nerves :) :nanana:

You should have fired back with "I'll be the one eating the cake, so thanks" :)

question is what or who that cake will be on, hey Nicole any objections?

I may be eating the cake, but she'll be licking the icing ;)

ew that was too graphical you ;pervert;

Funny that you say that....
 

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I always wanted to understand music and now that I have been screwing around with the guitar I am gaining beater understanding how it all fits together and already thinking about learning other instruments. I am still sloppy with the fingertips but eveytime I pick it up there is definite progress.....

Based on the direction of this thread it would seem you need to still master Nikki's ole heart strings my man!;) ;) :nanana: :rofl:

So long as its chocolate cake, I am down for being used as a plate!
:D

tee hee :rofl:

I have always had a soft spot for musicians... I think they make better lovers. :thumbup:

My first "love" really got me started with guitarists... very soothing voice as well.. check him out www.joepurdy.com :)

perfect so when you coming to NYC? I'm low on plates and you'd be the perfect serving dish ;pervert;

That's sad; yet funny.